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    patriddlerr
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    Dad Jokes Only pls

    What does forest gump use as a password? 1forest1
    Why are watermelons the only fruit that cant get married? cause they cantalope
    So i bought shoes from this guy in the ally way he must had laced them with something i been tripping all day




    Add your dad jokes please please try to keep them clean if your post gets deleted cause it against the rules dont come blaming me

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    Phoenix_
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    The best joke my dad told was the one where he went to the store and didn't come back

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    patriddlerr
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    Quote Originally Posted by Phoenix_ View Post
    The best joke my dad told was the one where he went to the store and didn't come back

    That ones messed up phoenix lol

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    Slothy
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    I like telling dad jokes. Sometimes he laughs.

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    Synk
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    Dad:
    do you know my friend Joe?
    Son:
    Joe? Joe Johnson the priest you left me alone with for a week and now I cant walk straight Joe?
    Dad:
    What the fuck no. I was going to say Joe Mama. What the hell happen in that rebirth summer camp???

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