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What does forest gump use as a password? 1forest1

Why are watermelons the only fruit that cant get married? cause they cantalope

So i bought shoes from this guy in the ally way he must had laced them with something i been tripping all day

 

 

 

 

Add your dad jokes please please try to keep them clean if your post gets deleted cause it against the rules dont come blaming me

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Dad:

do you know my friend Joe?

Son:

Joe? Joe Johnson the priest you left me alone with for a week and now I cant walk straight Joe?

Dad:

What the fuck no. I was going to say Joe Mama. What the hell happen in that rebirth summer camp???

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