ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE????????

give it a week and all the zombies will have rotted away

Unless I get my shit together and get fit I will die

I've never used any sort of weapon in my life, not sure how good of a zombie killer I would be

Only thing I could use to my advantage would be being able to hide in small crevices

I’d go to @Noxstar’s house, propose, and drive away with him until we find a safe haven

I’d go to @Noxstar’s house, propose, and drive away with him until we find a safe haven

I'm locking the door til the zombies eat you so I can laugh at you.

only 24 zombies spawn per hoard easy train

Poor Lampshade would be the first to go

So suggests a joint study conducted by scientists from the US Centres for Disease Control (CDC), Emory University in Atlanta and Andrews University in Michigan. Researchers concluded that frequent gamers tend to be fatter and of less sunny disposition than non-gamers. Their average age is 35.

gamers wouldnt be able to run away