[NSFW] what is the most stupidest or the weirdest thing you ever did when you were younger

1. When I was 5 I ran into a bicyclist racing down a large hill with his friend and broke all four limbs and fucked the shit out of my feet for a good full year.

2. I was in 2nd grade I went to the bathroom with a friend cause of the "buddy system" and I peed in the sink and my friend told the teacher... got sent to the principles office and my parents had freaked the fuck out when I got home

3. 3rd grade, was waiting in line in the cafeteria for lunch and I was waiting next to the window and it had a large crack in it, so my dumb brain decided to bang my head against the glass and break the entire window shattering all of me lol.... no one ever saw me do it so I didn't get caught hehehehehehe.

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I was fucking stupid when I was young lol