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  1. Rest in piss retard 

  2. i wouldve agreed a year ago. two years ago. ITS OVER BRO. its actually over. no more copium. no more CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM. its OVER.
  3. @Dominic youre a lazy pig who went to wherever he'd get power over a gaming community you did fucking nothing you do fucking nothing and now in the final thread of SG you're banning anyone who calls you out and painting them as salty past staff members youre the saltiest fuck of them all because youd rather watch this place die and power trip in the final hours than put in some elbow grease
  4. GAMING GAMERS (GG) god i love u phoenix but all 3 of these gave me a hernia whatever u do with this rebrand thing (awful idea btw) i beg of u to take "GAMERS" or "GAMING" out of the fucking name
  5. This is it, isn't it? Rock bottom?
  6. I feel like I'm generally pretty stubborn when it comes to the way I think the rules should be. That being said Dominic brought up some great points and pretty much changed my mind. He's right, we can't have sacred cows anymore. Our way doesn't work. I still also agree that no warden is better, but I'd rather have an inferior rule set on a populated server. Let's try it.
  7. So I was gonna try to seed TTT again a couple hours ago and one of my friends in the call @Tamber told me that he won't play because he can't load into the server because of all the shit it downloads and how long it takes. I thought surely he was joking until he told me an hour later that he was on 26%. Again tbh I didn't really believe him so I ran kind of an experiment where I deleted all my downloaded community server files and tried to load in, and holy fuck. I don't have the best computer or insane internet, but with ~95 mps download internet speed it took me like 40 minutes to load everything. And it finally clicked for me. No wonder our fucking CSGO servers don't get any new members. How often even during big seedings/events do we see new faces? It's because any person looking in the browser is gonna try to join, see how long it's taking, come back after 15 minutes, and see "Downloading anime_girl_panties_62 | 20% Done" then they type disconnect into console and never come back. I love cosmetics too, but if it means we get new players at the cost of me not being able to play as Reyna on TTT, so be it. It's also why our Retakes server does so much better routinely than all our other servers; there's like nothing to download so it's way quicker for new people to join. - I know we all love our cosmetics, but luckily with the new supporter system, we don't have to pander ridiculous bullshit like particle effects to the highest tier anymore. I say we purge more than half of our cosmetics starting with the particle effects and biggest file-models, or at least temporarily until we get our old player numbers back.
  8. Let's Start Here

    Just now realizing he was offering me to give him head Well whats done is done
  9. Let's Start Here

    Please don't violate my teenage entry level mainstream white boy taste
  10. sWz

    Closet cheater pre-balls dropped

  11. Let's Start Here

    Mark my words i think youre an old fucking man
  12. Hey guys its sizzy wizzy with my new JB gang Ice Spice Gaming If u would like to be a part of Ice Spice Gaming reply below with your username and a rap verse from the Hit New Female Rapper ICe SpIce Don't apply if u suck at JB or are not an ice spice fan ONLY APPLY IF U ARE A MUNCH
  13. Hi my name is Sizzy Wizzy and I have some genius ideas for the new server that I came up with myself with no outside help 1. Touchdown nades - if u play CSS on 99% of servers if u directly hit someone with a nade it sticks to them and one shots them, makes nade levels a lot more fun 2. Throwing knives - getting a knife kill is basically impossible against real human players on 99% of maps, a single throwing knife per life that one hit headshots would also make this a lot less difficult if ur a skilled aimer 3. Real players - Sorry I dont like bots they suck and dont shit talk back and arent funny real people are much better maybe pay some Vietnamese kids in the philippines 12 cents a day to populate? 4. Enable bhopping but dont make it automatic - Source is still alive (apart from every gun being OP as fuck) bc of its unique movement compared to every other CS game so I'd make consistent bhopping possible for skilled players but maybe punish missed bhops with a severe decrease in movement worse than it already is in source (if thats even possible) 5. Voice lines - Nothing gets me harder than hearing that big burly man scream GODLIKE!!!! after i fucking demolish 14 shitters in a row spraying down on all the SMG levels so please add that thanks and make it server wide so everyone can feel my dominant presence in the server 6. DO NOT CHANGE THE RESPAWN TIMER!!!!!!!!!!!! Its way too fast in other gun games so u cant get a bullshit position but thats the only fun part of this tumor gamemode when u get in some absolute gay ass position behind their spawn and mow every dumbass down that runs out of spawn AGAIN THE RESPAWN TIMERS ARE GREAT MAYBE EVEN MAKE THEM LONGER BC GAMES ARE A LITTLE TOO FAST!!!! Thank u for reading and a formal hello to the new higherups bc for most of them this is a first impression on me!
  14. I predict you don't pull a mid bitch wit a fattie until October
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