Hold the fuck up,you think THATS awkward? I have a story that was so awkward it triggers shivering spasms every time i remmember it . This,infact might have been the saddest thing to happen ever.
Anyways,on with the story:
I was 13 or 14 and after i made out with this girl i got her number and we went on a date, so far so good.
We were walking down the street,holding hands, when this gypsy lady comes with roses offering to sell them.
Note: I had around 10$ on me.
Sure,why not,its romantic n shit.
I take the rose,give it to my date and take out the 10$ giving it to the gypsy and wait for change.
The gypsy lady says : 7 dollars.
The information hits me like a truck
7 DOLLARS it echoes in my head.
- what do i do? how do i get out of this? I dont want to pay 7 dollars for a rose.
Frozen in the street,my brain calculates every possible outcome to this scenario trying to get out of it.
Panicked i literally take the money out of the gypsys hand,fucking grab the rose and return it to the gypsy.
Realizing what i had done ,as if i had murdered somebody ( which would have been less embarrassing ) i take my dates hand and speed-walk away.
What followed was the most excruciating 3 minute silence i ever experienced.
You know that feeling after you masturbate?
The 'what the fuck am i doing ' feeling.
Multiply it by a 100 and maybe you can fathom what i was feeling.
After that we sat on a park bench and made out,atleast i have that to remmember .
For anyone wondering we actually went out a few more times,but she was boring as fuck and we broke up.
From this day onward whenever something embarrassing happens to you,think back on this thread and remmember that it could be worse
