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LegalSmash
08-02-2008, 12:32 PM
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080802/ap_on_re_as/afghan_violence

Omar
08-02-2008, 12:37 PM
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080802/ap_on_re_as/afghan_violence

He gets a nice fat meaty hairy ticket to hell shoved right up his ass..

now for the joke

Yes he doese he gets 72 virgins, 3 wifes and one mjolnir spartan armor he can brag about in Tali-heaven (aka hell)

LegalSmash
08-02-2008, 12:39 PM
He gets a nice fat meaty hairy ticket to hell shoved right up his ass..

now for the joke

Yes he doese he gets 72 virgins, 3 wifes and one mjolnir spartan armor he can brag about in Tali-heaven (aka hell)


Lol what?

Omar
08-02-2008, 12:41 PM
yea the joke part didnt make sense.. read it without the "(aka hell)"

Omar
08-02-2008, 12:43 PM
What he said.

The thing that makes me wonder about the 72 virgins thing is, first of all, that's to assume that the afterlife they go to has a radio of men to women of 1:72, which isn't very believable. And second, surely they'd run out of virgins? It's not like you can become one again.

And why doese have to be 72, i can live with 4, then 72 naked women jumping on me until i die.

Omar
08-02-2008, 12:51 PM
i dont mean it like a symbolic number but as a reasonable number, i mean i dont want 72! virgins licking mah bawls. :P

id rather have 4, one for left, one for right, 2 for main canon.

LegalSmash
08-02-2008, 12:53 PM
i dont mean it like a symbolic number but as a reasonable number, i mean i dont want 72! virgins licking mah bawls. :P

id rather have 4, one for left, one for right, 2 for main canon.

but why only one for each side, i'd get tired of staring at teh same whore.

Omar
08-02-2008, 12:55 PM
but why only one for each side, i'd get tired of staring at teh same whore.

LOL!
ill close my eyez` or something like that.

Omar
08-02-2008, 01:00 PM
LMAO. This thread has gone downhill ever since it was posted.

:birthday::birthday::birthday:

wtf did you expect :P
you cant possible think, that i would say "TALIBAN POWER FTW" and start flaming Legal with bad comments, then you and jew comes in and discuss it until we all must go to bed!?

Id rather make a witty joke, and play wid ma bawls

Brood
08-02-2008, 01:41 PM
Omar you don't need to worry about being crushed by 72 vrigins just one very big one.

Slavic
08-02-2008, 02:01 PM
The 72 virgin idea is a symbol of just one earthly pleasure that can be embraced in the final stage of heaven when one transcends earthly pleasures. The steady transcendence of earthly pleasures leads one to a godhood, or godhead for the Christians. Once one successfully leaves behind his earthly shell the soul is transfixed into a "reality of imagination" or a hyperspace, what ever terminology you want to throw at it. The 72 virgin symbol, is just one aspect that can be obtained while in this hyperspace.

The poor Muslims much like most Christians believe that they can get one way tickets into "heaven" by following dogmatic laws. It sickens me that theses people call themselves true religious Muslims when they blatantly kill their brothers and sisters. Jihad is not reserved for this, these men are cowards and do not follow the true intentions of the Prophet Muhammad(pbuh) .

Repeat
08-02-2008, 04:17 PM
What happens when women become homicide bombers? Hmmm?



72 dude virgins? Gross.



I'm betting all women bombers are lesbians - they get the women virgins just like everyone else!

GrayFox
08-02-2008, 04:52 PM
What if their all ugly? I mean then your pretty much screwed. You get a girl with no experience that you can't look at.

Lux
08-02-2008, 08:07 PM
Omar you don't need to worry about being crushed by 72 vrigins just one very big one.

Huh??? James is a female virgin??? (joke).

I think it is a bit rich saying that 4 virgins licking your balls will be enough, because I think you would be lucky to get 1 :blush:

Slavic
"The poor Muslims much like most Christians believe that they can get one way tickets into "heaven" by following dogmatic laws. It sickens me that theses people call themselves true religious Muslims when they blatantly kill their brothers and sisters. Jihad is not reserved for this, these men are cowards and do not follow the true intentions of the Prophet Muhammad(pbuh) ."

Yeah this is why I and other people don't like what Islam has become.

I am sure the laws, believes and whatever else are all intended to be as innocent as any other religion but many Islamic leaders of countries,militants etc are making up/twisting laws to get what they want.

Repeat
08-03-2008, 04:10 PM
Yes, of course(!) Because I'm sure that in Muslim nations where stoning to death and public executions are common, lesbianism in women activists is.

P.S. Just had a flash of the scene from Apocalypse Now where the woman blows up the helicopter with a grenade and they gun her down.

Just because it's punished doesn't mean that it's not there!

Women Homicide Bombers = Closet Lesbos

LegalSmash
08-03-2008, 04:38 PM
http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/2/2a/Pedowin.jpg

PotshotPolka
08-04-2008, 09:17 AM
Yes, of course(!) Because I'm sure that in Muslim nations where stoning to death and public executions are common, lesbianism in women activists is.

P.S. Just had a flash of the scene from Apocalypse Now where the woman blows up the helicopter with a grenade and they gun her down.

"Charlie DON'T SURF!"

LegalSmash
08-05-2008, 08:28 AM
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