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Fairyluvvver
06-26-2008, 12:18 PM
TAMPA - Police say a man named God was arrested near a Tampa church for selling cocaine.

Authorities began investigating God Lucky Howard in April, and he was arrested on Saturday. Police say he sold the cocaine to undercover detectives in his neighborhood. When officers searched his home, they reported finding another 22 grams of cocaine and a scale.

Jail records show Howard was charged with several counts drug possession and distribution, which include increased charges for being within 1,000 feet of a church, a school and public housing.

He was being held on a bond of $86,500.

http://www.abcactionnews.com/media/news/f/e/6/fe6b8269-6b7b-4b3f-bea0-d3e41d2405e2/Story.jpg

http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/local/florida/sfl-623god,0,3578116.story

That's the man who is ever so fortunate to be named after God himself.

No jokes about "Lol, God is black", though. CAUSE THEY AREN'T FUNNY!

Dracula
06-26-2008, 12:22 PM
Mabey god is poor.

LegalSmash
06-27-2008, 01:19 AM
http://www.abcactionnews.com/media/news/f/e/6/fe6b8269-6b7b-4b3f-bea0-d3e41d2405e2/Story.jpg

http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/local/florida/sfl-623god,0,3578116.story

That's the man who is ever so fortunate to be named after God himself.

No jokes about "Lol, God is black", though. CAUSE THEY AREN'T FUNNY!

God Lucky is not only apparently black, but also a felon. Great.