View Full Version : stimulus rofl

05-28-2008, 09:15 AM

05-28-2008, 09:36 AM

05-28-2008, 09:37 AM
I'm going to do the last thing that they want done with it..

I'm Saving it! That's right.. I'm not going to spend the money.. I'm putting it in the bank.

05-28-2008, 09:39 AM
I can't believe he wants to buy a wood chipper. What will he need that for? Maybe tossing his wifes books into it! She wants marital tips from Laura Bush, I think she should look up Hillary!

05-28-2008, 09:40 AM
hookers and coke?

05-28-2008, 09:42 AM
I still haven't gotten mine

05-28-2008, 10:59 AM
I used mine to prepay for admin for the next decade. Yep, I'm gonna be here for a while.

Captain Colon
05-28-2008, 11:26 AM
I can't believe he wants to buy a wood chipper. What will he need that for?
...turning large pieces of wood into wood chips?

My husband says that because I believe investors grow the economy, I should put my $600 in the stock market. But what will I accomplish if I lose it all?
Wow that's some great logic right there, she's obviously on the path to riches.

05-28-2008, 01:53 PM
hookers and coke?

Please, and thank you!

05-28-2008, 02:24 PM
Equally important, I need marital advice from Laura. How do you manage to make your wise and busy husband take your viewpoints as seriously as he obviously does?

Ouch... but hey, I love satire.

05-28-2008, 05:53 PM
Too bad the kids don't get the money, but if they do would the parents even follow the guidelines on how to save like how this person explained.
I mean this is sad i don't get any allowance when i was younger.