S-G Care Package for Michellle

While discussing things with Michelle I have discovered that there are a lot of things she has missed out. So myself and Leon are starting a care package for her. The contents of the package at the moment are as follows, and will be added onto.

• Package of fried pickles (she said EEWWWW when this was mentioned)
  
• Complete trilogy pack of Pirates of The Caribbean (because the fourth one doesn't count)
  
• Complete trilogy of Lord of The Rings
  
• Doritos Locos Taco
  
• An extra doritos loco taco (because she whined when I said one)
  
• All of Katy Perry's albums
  
• A random collection of JPop (because she said NOOO)
  
• A Dallas Cowboys jersey; a history of the NFL video (because she said "what is that" when I mentioned the Cowboys)
  
• Every Marvel Avengers movie
  
• Chocolate.....chocolate....CHOOOOCLAAATEEE
  
• Mt. Dew Baja Blast
  
• Counter-Stike:Source (because she missed it completely)
  
• A document explaining how Reddit is not the samething as 4chan
  
• A ferret
  
• Reeses Cup; Sour Skittles; Snickers; Almond Joy (lots of almond joys)
  
• Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood AND Reading Rainbow
  
• Pulp Fiction
  
• A Nirvana CD
  
• Mein Kampf
  
• Harry Potter
  
• A collection of pies such as apple, pumpkin, poontang pie etc. "Pie in general sounds nasty" -Michelle
  
• Forrest Gump
  
• Weird Al Yankovic CDs
  

The Michelle quote of the year:

Goku: You ever seen Mr. Rogers Neighborhood?

Michelle: Who?

Michelle: Oh..is he that guy with the train...thought it was called the Reading Rainbow?

Second Michelle quote of the year:

"Is Kurt Cobain that guy from The Beatles?"

Third Michelle quote of the year:

(who is Adolf Hilter) "The fucking guy...brown eyes...with the weird mustache. He said blue eyes, blonde hair only...but he didn't have blue eyes blond hair."

STOP EXPOSING ME LMAOO

Saved, thanks. I suggest that michelle should be our mascot

Played her a soundbite of Goku doing a kamehameha and asked her what was that from...she said I don't know... I'm done with her...so done....

Played her a soundbite of Goku doing a kamehameha and asked her what was that from...she said I don't know... I'm done with her...so done....

She is way too young for kamehameha. She will probally know that anime is all about big boobs and underwear scence for anime (fuck this season's anime, it's all fanservices)

Soooo Michelle really escaped from North Korea and is living her freedom by playing CS:GO?

Soooo Michelle really escaped from North Korea and is living her freedom by playing CS:GO?

living the dream

Played her a soundbite of Goku doing a kamehameha and asked her what was that from...she said I don't know... I'm done with her...so done....

I NEVER WATCHED DBZ PLS

I NEVER WATCHED DBZ PLS

I think you're trying to kill goku at this point.

I think you're trying to kill goku at this point.

You say that like it could be a bad thing.